Can someone explain to me why I have two teenage sons yet I am the one with pimples on my chin?
Why did my cat become addicted to turkey lunch meat, then inexplicably refuse to eat it?
And why, when I was perfectly happy to be laid off, did I not only get rehired but now have come across two other possible jobs? -- accounts payable at my husband's office, and administrative assistant at a local museum. (I am inclined to keep my status quo because I do love my summer vacations.)
So what's strange in your life lately?