I don't know where I've been. No, let me rephrase that. I've been right here just not on the blog. Mostly, I've been annoyed. Seems like every little thing is ticking me off lately. I can't read or watch the news, of course, because the politicians are so annoying. Closer to home, I'm annoyed by drivers who ignore stop signs, limit lines, and rules of right of way. By the crumbs on the counter left by others' sandwiches. By unflushed toilets. By Homer's dirty paws. By the Game of Thrones discs which refused to play (in one player). By the lack of sleep which is sometimes my own fault -- put that iPhone AWAY!
That paw's supposed to be WHITE. Seriously, Homer. I love that you do your stinkies outside but it's wrecking your pretty paws.
Rant over. Come back tomorrow for something playful.