The autocorrect fails are pretty funny. Handy is not the greatest typist to begin with, plus he needs reading glasses which I'm sure he isn't wearing when he texts.
"I'm staring at a loooooong straight away at the moment. Ernest is the Puppet" The PUPPET? Ernest is no one's puppet. Pilot, on the other hand...
"Salami, onion egg and cheese burritos. Apple and cookies for desert." I think they passed the desert already.
"We saw Bigfoot."
I immediately texted back with "I saw a yeti."
Tomorrow, a mystery.