"Tonights menu is chicken alfredo with peas. Chocolate cheese cake slices we got at a market today. It's hot and humid as hell here. There are tons of bugs flying around the lantern. Francine should be here to protect us." Ernest must be wearing his windbreaker for bug protection. They didn't take any insect repellant. Francine loves bugs! She gets so excited when she finds one flying in the house.
"This one bumped into Ernest and scared him." Francine would love this one.
Making up for the lack of communication the day before, I got the following text at 1:10 AM. "Big storm just went through. Tent is not very waterproof. My orbs and sleeping bag are soaked. Nice!" His orbs? Is that a new word for the family jewels?
No, it's just an autocorrect for clothes. "My sleeping bag and pillow soaked up a ton of water. Here's the bag draining."
"Potato, salami, egg burritos this morning." All that salami is giving me mental heartburn.
"And later, crossing 'old miss."