- If you use the word "Shopping" in a blog post title, you will have at least 259 spam comments.
- If you think for many many years you should take piano lessons again, Do IT. It's awesome.
- If your husband buys a guitar, don't be surprised if he gets frustrated and returns it after two weeks.
- If you're happy because your sick cat gained the weight back, watch out. He will get too fat and need to lose some of it.
- If you keep on dropping your phone, odds are it's eventually going to crack.
What have you told yourself lately?