Some of you think this is an ordinary, everyday occurrence. But I don't "do" text messages.
I'm a QWERTY kind of gal. I excelled at typing in high school, and got my first real job without any experience except that I could type 60 WPM. I am one with my keyboard. I can amaze second graders while typing without looking. Back in the day we called that "touch typing."
So a text message on a cell phone, where you have to tap 1-3 times depending on the letter??? It's a technique I have been reluctant to learn.
But since we are relocating Frank to the Fonzie Apartment, I can't just yell upstairs that "DINNER'S READY!"
Instead I sent him a text message. And he didn't get it. I feel so pathetic. Fortunately, he felt it was dinner time and showed up anyway.
I recommend a bullhorn. Or maybe one of those bells they have on Western ranches to call the ranch hands home.
ReplyDeleteor let him forage for his own food.
ReplyDeleteI can only say this because my kids are little.
I like the bullhorn idea.
ReplyDeleteSonny Boy and I text all the time!
ReplyDeleteI'm a QWERTY kind of gal all the way. Maybe HH needs to treat you to a new phone? ;-)
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