My Trusty Nurse

I've been sick the past couple days. You know the intestinal stomach kind of thing. You don't want to know more. I was questioned, well, where did you get it, was it something you ate and you know what? How the hell do I know?

My Homer has been very comforting.

I described my symptoms to Ernest and he immediately diagnosed norovirus, or as I called it last year, voldemort virus.  It swept through his school last year.

I felt a little better this morning so I went through the house wiping down surfaces with alcohol. Of course I have not done any cooking but I have had to turn on faucets, light switches, flush toilets, etc. You know people will whine I don't want to get sick too but I did not hear them doing any extra hand washing.