Saturday, June 23, 2018

Meta Bag

The only times I have visited IKEA have been to acquire furnishings for Ernest. This time, Agatha insisted on joining us. If you don’t know Agatha, you could follow her Facebook page. She was abandoned at The Book Loft and now accompanies me on various adventures. 

She was most insistent on having meatballs. 

And she adored the blueberry cheesecake. 

Ernest bought two panels and many hooks to hold his climbing gear. Agatha and I did not need anything (other than the meatballs and cheesecake), but we grabbed this giant bag at the check stand.

Do we need this, Agatha grumbled. It’s too big to carry me in. 
It’s a souvenir, I responded.
Humphf, humphfed Agatha. 

Ok, see? It has a use. It holds all my other bags. It’s the bag of bags. 

  1. 1. 
    (of a creative work) referring to itself or to the conventions of its genre; self-referential.

Donut Thief Alert

So we have donut thieves in town, they periodically steal 3 donuts out of the box delivered early morning to the place where I would get my DONUT AND COFFEE BEFORE GOING TO WORK. Only they don't care about food safety issues. Of course not. They are f***ing thieves. The other 9 donuts are now unsafe food because their evil tainted hands could have touched them and there are food safety laws. So then there are no donuts for anyone. Sometimes I just hate people. Don't steal donuts. Please.

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Saturday, June 09, 2018


I spent a couple weeks in Boston, cat sitting and wandering around. My beloved niece adores gnomes so my gnomespotting radar was on high alert.

I passed by this quartet on a regular basis on my way to the T.

I called the tipped-over one the Ohm Gnome (I know it should be Om but I'm surrounded by technical people so I used the electrical term in error).

The next week he had been righted.

Around the corner from Ernest's place is a home where the gravel yard is decorated with many 12" Disney figurines.  It took me many trips past before I noticed the miniature gnome village in this little corner.

However, the highlight was finding political gnomes at the JFK library.

All in all, a good bit of gnomespotting.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Signs of Valentines, or Pink Saturday

I haven't blogged for so long but here I am, still here.

And STILL so obsessed with Hamilton.  
I took Handy and Frank to see it in October.
I took Ernest and his girlfriend to see it for their Christmas present. 
During the last song, I turned to look at them and there were tears in their eyes.
Awww.  So I sent him this for Valentine's Day.  I got an Awww back.  

And LOOK what arrived at the book store!

A nice pink drink.

And a blind date at the library!

Friday, December 15, 2017

I put a spell on you

Frank is cleaning his apartment and once in a while he finds something of mine stashed away in the cupboards. This time it was a basket of pictures. During a bout of boredom, I photographed a few.

These seemed to share a certain look. I feel sure I was hexing someone or something.

Thursday, December 07, 2017

Book Picks

Around the holidays at the book store, we are asked to make some recommendations. In the past, it's been in verbal form at a staff meeting. This year, our beloved manager tried something different. Just write it down. I embraced it, even though I don't usually like writing these things! 

Having put a bit of effort into this, I thought I'd share them here. 

Non-FictionThe Moth Presents All These Wonders, edited by Catherine Burns. This is my book of the year.  As I wrote on my shelf talker, I laughed, I cried, and for the brief time I was reading it I felt that the world was really wonderful once more. I’ve bought several copies for gifts. 

ChristmasRed and Lulu by Matt Tavares. Red and Lulu’s Norway spruce home is cut down and Lulu is trapped in the tree as it is transported to Rockefeller Center. Red follows and there is a happy reunion. Some of the most beautiful illustrations I’ve seen all year.

PictureThe Bad Seed  by Jory John (illustrated by Pete Oswald) and Escargot by Dashka Slater (illustrated by Sydney Hanson.) These are delightfully illustrated stories of spunky characters.I’m a sucker for talking seeds and snails and these characters are fun to read aloud.

Literary FictionThe North Water by Ian McGuire and My Absolute Darling by Gabriel Tallent. The subject matter of these two couldn’t be more different: an ill-fated whaling voyage and a young girl’s abuse. Both are brutal and disturbing stories, but so beautifully and compellingly written that I had to finish and rated them both 5 stars

Feel-Good Fiction: Especially lately, people are looking for books that make them feel good rather than disturbed. High on the list, of course, are books by Fredrik Backman, Fannie Flagg, Jan Karon, Jojo Moyes, etc. A few lesser-known gems I have enjoyed are:  Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine by Gail Honeyman, The Cottingley Secret by Hazel GaynorThe Curious Charms of Arthur Pepper and Rise And Shine, Benedict Stone, both by Phaedra Patrick.

Historical FictionCaroline: Little House Revisited  by Sarah Miller. In Laura Ingalls Wilder’s famous little house series, Ma was a saint.  Here is Ma’s story. You don’t have to be a Laura fan to like this book.

Cooking: Opa! Healthy Greek Cookbook by Theo Stephan and Christina Xenos. I’ve bought a lot of cookbooks for fun this year, but this is one I’ll actually use. These Mediterranean recipes look both simple and delicious.  Theo Stephan is the owner of Global Gardens in Los Olivos.

Biography Endurance: A Year in Space, A Lifetime of Discovery by Scott Kelly. What a singular life story he has!

Wednesday, December 06, 2017

Signs of Christmas 2017, A Beginning at Least

I don't know if I'm going to get a tree up or not, but I am up to my usual tricks with the wreath.

Here's a trick for quick and cheaty lamination:  clear packing tape. I thought of it myself, although I'm sure everyone else has too.

Tell me, has anyone ever done a hot glue gun project in which one has not burnt oneself at least once? Hmmm.  I thought not. 

Sunday, November 26, 2017

A Belated Happy Thanksgiving

I practice a no-stress Thanksgiving. 

Serve dinner at 4, so I have all day to cook. 
Invite a small group of people. 
Simplify the menu. 
Have awesome family who help prep and clean. 
Wash up as I go. 
Watch Charlie Brown and Arrested Development. 
Laugh at my cats: one of them got on the coffee table and started tapping her paw on the treat bag. Message received loud and clear.

The Macy's balloons used to be a lot smaller!

This is my new friend, Agatha. She has her own facebook page, Agatha's Adventures.

Picture of turkey place, picture of turkey, but no picture of the two together.

Someone was in a food coma even before the turkey. He's not even a table scrap eather.

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