Saturday, November 23, 2019

Delivery Style

First photo shows the artistry and dedication of our recent temporary UPS driver, who has now moved on to other routes. Second photo shows the slapdash efforts of the regular driver. And he's left even more disarray at other times. 

I know it's a tough job. But it was a joy to watch someone take pride in it. 





Sent from my iPhone

Friday, November 22, 2019

(Not) Fun Surprise

NOT Fun surprise one night last week. The power was off when we got home. After some electrical upgrading, we suspect that the inspector forgot to turn it back on. Love this city (pretend that's in a sarcasm font), takes 6 months for permits for one thing, then 6 months for permits to change something they didn’t like. Well, I turned on the circuit breakers on the new panel so hopefully they aren’t going to cut me off again. They should leave a note!

Monday, November 04, 2019

Ernest

I came across this in a picture book. Doesn't it look like little Ernest? Only his long hair made him happy.



He cut it in high school, though. Now he looks like this.




Rumor has it he might visit at Christmas!

Sunday, November 03, 2019

Partners in crime

The babies are all grown. 



A few minutes later they were all busy in the bathroom. I couldn't get a video started soon enough



but they were moving in unison, heads and ears together, back and forth like a coordinated dance.

Saturday, November 02, 2019

Time to Feed Fifi

I was getting that look.



Which means...


Or else she will turn into Vlad the Cat


But now for something slightly different, Freddy Purrcury!



Friday, November 01, 2019

Tuesday, October 01, 2019

Bee Handling

Actually not bees. I believe we are dealing with yellow jackets, or “predatory social wasps.”

Handy got stung by a hidden nest in our yard during the summer. But I digress.

I wanted to discuss my apparently new position as book store yellow jacket remover.

People freak out. Get rid of the bee!  Um, I don’t think it’s a bee. But I’ll take care of it. So then I deal with it. Yes, there are yellow jackets around the trash right outside the door. Solution: I carefully empty the trash.

Bee (yellow jacket) in the window. But please don’t kill it! Solution: I cover it with a glass, slide some paper between the pane and the glass, carry it out and let it go near the street planter. Also I empty the trash again because that’s where they are congregating.

I thank my years of elementary school playground/lunch duty for the ability to deal with this in a calm manner. Those lunch table yellow jackets loved sandwiches! And the trash. Solution: cover your food. Empty the trash.

I can also deal with spiders, scuttling black bugs (smash ‘em!),  dead or only slightly flapping objects the cats used to drag in, (solution: dustpan) and in a very new twist, bold pigeons walking straight into the store (solution: run them back out the door)! I can’t deal with fully flapping things so if the pigeons take flight inside then we will have a problem.

Co-workers are grateful that I deal with “bees.” I doubt they will deal with the full metal pigeon invasion.

Although work rumors say “solution: falconer!”