Thursday, July 19, 2018

Evidence

Me: Someone got into the paper shredder while I was out.

Handy: Probably one of the cats trying to steal our identity.


Me: Harry, I'm sure.

Handy:When you see packages from Chewy addressed to Harry Smalltown using your credit card you'll know why.

Handy: He might try to order a magnet for the cat door.

Me: Maybe he's not the mastermind. Maybe he's only the muscle.



Me: She's probably started a meowbox subscription.

1 comment:

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Diabolical! Devious! Despicable!