Me: Someone got into the paper shredder while I was out.
Handy: Probably one of the cats trying to steal our identity.
Me: Harry, I'm sure.
Handy:When you see packages from Chewy addressed to Harry Smalltown using your credit card you'll know why.
Handy: He might try to order a magnet for the cat door.
Me: Maybe he's not the mastermind. Maybe he's only the muscle.