I'm not really the Felix Unger type, but compared to others around here...
How many washcloths will collect before someone puts them in the laundry? Unknown. I broke down after 5 and did it myself.
Will someone ever learn to put the spoons bowl-side-down in the dish rack so they actually get dry? Answer, no.
And will anyone fess up to those mysterious dribbles next to the toilet? Answer, no.