So your son needs a new phone and of course it gets shipped to you at home (even though he put in his shipping address on the website) so you have to re-ship it to him. You go to the Postal Annex which does Fed Ex shipping because the last time you used the UPS Store their overnight shipping took two days.
The man at the counter recognizes your name, even though you've never been there before, because your husband was in a couple days earlier getting something notarized. Then he puts in the college zip code and says, "John Doe?" No, but he's Ernest's classmate. His mom ships him a lot of things. We heard he got 12 boxes the first week.
Well, I hope the phone gets there. He still managed to call last weekend from his girlfriend's phone. That was sweet of them both.