**SPOILERS. Please GO AWAY if you don't want a reveal.**
The bookstore had to put up a spoiler warning sign over the Star Wars books because one little boy opened up a book and got upset -- guess what, opening a book is full of spoilers!!!!!
Please leave now if you don't want to read my summary of the story. Because I will reveal things.
I hope this was enough warning. I am not responsible for any trauma here.
This is your final warning.
The gist is, every year Granny Glittens knits delightful colorful Christmas mittens for the neighborhood children.
One year, she can get only white yarn.
What can she do? She spies jars of colorful and tasty candy in her cupboard. So she dyes the yarn with candy.
This disturbed me as a child. My rational young self could imagine chewing the mittens like gum and sucking out the candy sweetness but to actually eat the yarn? "A Story You Will Not Believe," indeed.