Thursday, March 26, 2009

Dreams That Need to Go Away

Ernest has quite a lot of a little trouble waking up in the morning. It doesn't help when he lies down again to pet the cat. This morning he said, "I just dreamed I was awake." He was really disoriented by that.

The Handy Husband was talking in his sleep, but doesn't remember what it was about.

And I've had some rather odd dreams lately.

  1. I dreamed I'd lost Ernest at Disneyland. This was one of my classic frustration dreams. No one would help me. I tried to call him but there was no speed dial memory...I had to press the buttons on a teeny tiny phone (which Ben Stiller movie was that in?) and failed every time. It seemed like real life to me.
  2. That same night there was a second frustration dream, but I don't remember it any more. It was probably worse. If I remember it, I'll update the post.
  3. The next night....OK,this is really disgusting, so just imagine how I felt while I was dreaming it: I was "passing gas" but not from the place it would normally come from, it was from the female place. So I went in the bathroom, and literally gave birth to a giant yellow chile pepper, and some baby peppers. At this point I knew I was dreaming. But WHY about this??????

Please give me an unconscious night tonight!

What have you dreamed about lately ?

7 comments:

jenn said...

That chili pepper dream is seriously messed up! Too funny.

I had a dream that Ted Bundy was writing me a check, but I don't remember why. Weird.

Jen on the Edge said...

I've been having stress dreams lately, but I know they'll pass in a few weeks.

Flutterby said...

Chile peppers? LOL around this state that would be quite normal. I have weird dreams about trying to dial phones all the time and most of the time they are just normal sized phones, but I just can't push the right buttons. I press them over and over, stopping before I get to the end of whatever phone number I am trying to call because I cannot remember what I already dialed. But at least that one is better than the one about the alligators on the closet shelf.

Vanessa said...

I've had some crazy dreams lately but I'm attributing that to pain meds. Mostly things surrounding buildings, falling, car accidents and babies. Strange combination, I know!

Bunny Bunster said...

The chili pepper dream is funny! sorry!!
I dream a lot about tornado's. Although I live in "tornado alley" I've never seen one first hand.
I dream of spiders a lot too.
I guess I dream about stuff that scares me to death!

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

I've been dream free for a few weeks--that means I'm getting enough sleep.

Frustration dreams are the worst.

Susan said...

Last night I dreamed I was the companion of some sort of an artitstic genious who was going to work in an University and for some reason was being housed in a dorm. We searched the entire campus (which was at turns very sleek and modernistic and scuzzie and beer soaked) until we found the dorm room, then I woke up.