One of my favorite bits of dialog from Saving Private Ryan, between Ted Danson and Tom Hanks:
Danson: You got to take Caen so you can take Saint Lo.
Hanks: You've got to take Saint Lo to take Valognes.
Danson: Valognes you got Cherbourg.
Hanks: Cherbourg you got Paris.
Danson: Paris you got Berlin.
Hanks: And then that big boat home.
In Homer's world, it goes like this...
You got to take Dining room so you can take Chair.
You've got to take Chair to take Table.
Table you got Counter.
Counter you got Plate.
Plate you got Food.
And then that big jump home.
Note to self...don't leave any food on the counter.
Don't leave kitty treats lying around, either. This is what happens.
Although we suspect the culprit was Francine and not Homer.