Thursday, July 14, 2011

Physical

Ernest recently had a physical for school, which reminded me of this anecdote I saved from last year...

...I warned him they would probably need a urine sample. (Ahem, he's never had to provide one before.) He said, I don't need a drug test. I couldn't do what I do if I was on drugs! He was just mortally offended about that. I reassured him that it was just to check for physical problems.

This year he had a new surprise ... a hernia check. I left the exam room for that one.

2 comments:

T.J. said...

See and now this reminds me of all the wonderful things Bear will have to look forward to some day ;)

shrink on the couch said...

Hope he keeps being mortally offended that anyone would suspect drug use.