The original purpose of this post was to show Homer on sentry duty, waiting patiently for his dinner.
But then I noticed how absolutely disgusting my kick plates were. Truthfully, I don't look down there all that much. They really should have been made of black material. When Handy built them, he only had white melamine. When he built the bathroom cabinets, I made sure he got some black!
So I spent much of my day lying on my back on the floor scrubbing the kick plates. And then I scrubbed the floor, because a couple days ago we had given Homer some medicine and instead of swallowing, he ran through the house dribbling white spots all over the floor. And now I think I'll go scrub myself, because house cleaning is a dirty sweaty workout.
So how was your day?