Thursday, July 05, 2012

My Buddy's Counterpoint

The French bitch lies.

I do all her dirty work. She's the one who makes me meow in the morning. Go wake the feeders, she tells me. She pushes me ahead of her, then hides behind the door and makes it look like it was all my idea.  Then they think I am the greedy one.  Well, I admit I do like a hearty meal now and then.

At least the woman loves me.  I think she knows the truth.


In return, I'm so helpful to her.  Look how I saved this plaything from rolling off the table.


  I earn my keep around here, I tell you.

--- Homer

6 comments:

Karen (formerly kcinnova) said...

Oh, Homer, you are so helpful and handsome! ♥

dkuroiwa said...

Homer, my dear, you are a good cat to have around...
and please tell 'the woman' that debbie is totally lusting after her glasses....you should whisper in her ear that does look quite lovely in them.
thanks.

dkuroiwa said...

oops...she...SHE looks quite lovely...

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

I really know that we need another cat.
Homer has a loveable face.

shrink on the couch said...

No doubt you do earn your keep, Homer. As cute as you are!

Cindy Adkins said...

You are so handsome, Homer! We love you!
Cindy, Buster, Rudy and Sam