Seriously, these were all in the paper this morning and took place in the Big Town to the south:
Transient attacks man for saying he smells
Intoxicated student confused about race [his own]
Father forced to watch movie at knife point
and the best,
Burglar blames "little green man"
I thought I was reading Yahoo's Odd News.
What's the oddest thing you've heard lately?
2 comments:
I just read an article in our newspaper about a moose "breaking in to a local mall." Apparently it went crashing through the plate-glass window of one of the stores. Welcome to Maine!
Must be aliens. (Men in Black.)
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