Monday, July 06, 2009

Local Headlines

Seriously, these were all in the paper this morning and took place in the Big Town to the south:

Transient attacks man for saying he smells

Intoxicated student confused about race [his own]

Father forced to watch movie at knife point

and the best,

Burglar blames "little green man"

I thought I was reading Yahoo's Odd News.

What's the oddest thing you've heard lately?


jenn said...

I just read an article in our newspaper about a moose "breaking in to a local mall." Apparently it went crashing through the plate-glass window of one of the stores. Welcome to Maine!

Louise said...

Must be aliens. (Men in Black.)