He was supposed to have a delivery between noon and 2 today. So we waited ALL DAY. And we're still waiting. Tomorrow? (UPDATE: Not Tuesday, but supposedly Wednesday. We'll see.)
In other news...
My favorite toothpaste, Crest Citrus Clean Mint, has been discontinued. I am devastated.
The Oscar Meyer Wienermobile crashed.
Discussing Ernest's schedule next week, he said "I want to get more hours." Damn, if only he was getting paid for this. Meanwhile Frank sits around, unemployed. Oh, the difference between the two who are similar in many other ways. Ernest, can you get Frank a job?
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The job situation, hilarious. (Since it's not in my immediate proximity.) The toothpaste is a tragedy indeed.
Ooh ooh! I recommend Ikea's Abstrakt cabinets in red. Very sexy.
Check Ebay for toothpaste. Seriously. I did that when Physique quit making shampoo and stuff.
And....
"Oh I WISH I were an OSCAR Meyer WEEEEIner....."
Lori, thanks for the eBay tip! I found the toothpaste there. I am saved!
I don't think my garage will look like that unless I have to sell my house for some reason--which I hope never to do.
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