During a break between songs I put my hand on the spot and there was a lump. Surreptitiously, I eased my hand down inside the back of my pants and found a wad of paper. Egad! You know what kind of paper. Thank my lucky stars it was dry! And not hanging out like in my cartoon.
There was no one behind me so I palmed it, then gracefully turned to the cubbyholes while keeping my hand out of view, stuffed it in my purse, and took a drink of water to cover myself.
So tell me, have you saved yourselves from embarrassment lately?