Some of you think this is an ordinary, everyday occurrence. But I don't "do" text messages.
I'm a QWERTY kind of gal. I excelled at typing in high school, and got my first real job without any experience except that I could type 60 WPM. I am one with my keyboard. I can amaze second graders while typing without looking. Back in the day we called that "touch typing."
So a text message on a cell phone, where you have to tap 1-3 times depending on the letter??? It's a technique I have been reluctant to learn.
But since we are relocating Frank to the Fonzie Apartment, I can't just yell upstairs that "DINNER'S READY!"
Instead I sent him a text message. And he didn't get it. I feel so pathetic. Fortunately, he felt it was dinner time and showed up anyway.